There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
12. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
11. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
5. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1998
2. "What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?"
-- Martha Stewart, 2005
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003