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lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493980 02/01/06 05:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,392 pony heaven M MxRacer OP Addicted CEG\'er
OP MxRacer Addicted CEG\'er M Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,392 pony heaven	my wife told me this story last night that had me rolling... so my wife is waiting before a class in the hall the other night when this woman with a 3 or 4 year old girl strikes up a conversation with her. they're chit-chatting as the little girl draws pictures. so the little girl draws a picture of my wife which is cute and all, then she shows my wife another pic and says "this is my daddy". my wife comments on how good the pic is, then goes back talking to the girls mom. a couple seconds later, the kid shows her the pic again, and this time says "and this is my daddy's penis!" and promptly shows her the pic which now has a gigantic penis attached to the pic of her daddy. LMAO!!!! my wife said the look on her mothers face was priceless! she has never seen someone so completely mortified in all her life! the woman scolded the kid and took off with her before my wife even had a chance to comment. 02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone? .....______ ___\|______\_____ \|/-\_________/-\_\| .\_/...............\_/

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493981 02/01/06 05:28 PM
Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,789 D dnewma04_dup1 I feel Guilty, Oh so guilty
dnewma04_dup1 I feel Guilty, Oh so guilty D Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,789	I'm glad your wife had a chance to meet Christie and Liberty. "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" -Mitch Hedberg

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493982 02/01/06 05:29 PM
Joined: May 2000 Posts: 21,197 Grand Rapids, MI T todras_dup1 I have no life
todras_dup1 I have no life T Joined: May 2000 Posts: 21,197 Grand Rapids, MI	Friggin classic Newman. -'96 SE MTX 3L -'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535 -'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride -Need a 96-00 manual on CD? PM or email me

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493983 02/01/06 05:31 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 9,065 The E.L. M MapOfTaziFoSho Hard-core CEG'er
MapOfTaziFoSho Hard-core CEG'er M Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 9,065 The E.L.	Don't even know what to say... Born again on 04/09/06 FOR SALE: Moonroof glass and motor MB sunshade PM ME!

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493984 02/01/06 05:32 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,392 pony heaven M MxRacer OP Addicted CEG\'er
OP MxRacer Addicted CEG\'er M Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,392 pony heaven	Originally posted by todras: Friggin classic Newman. i will kill him for one-upping my story!!! 02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone? .....______ ___\|______\_____ \|/-\_________/-\_\| .\_/...............\_/

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493985 02/01/06 05:38 PM
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,264 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan H Honkeytonk Monkey Hard-core CEG'er
Honkeytonk Monkey Hard-core CEG'er H Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,264 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan	Wow Newman took that mediocre tale and really made it into something special. Thank you Newman, for saving CEG from MX's horrible stories. Maybe he'll quit and make his own Contour site now. 2003 Ford Focus ZX3 "Tarmac" http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2352003

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493986 02/01/06 05:49 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 8,281 Skunkworks Autosport S Steeda. Captain Impound Boy
Steeda. Captain Impound Boy S Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 8,281 Skunkworks Autosport	HAHAHAHA Story was funny, When i read what newman wrote i about fell out of the chair LOL

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493987 02/01/06 05:50 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,578 Luke AFB, AZ R Renee_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er
Renee_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er R Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,578 Luke AFB, AZ	bwwwhahahahahaahha that was a great story, and Newman's response was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys. 2004 Ford Freestar V6 Boogity Boogity Boogity, Let's go racin Boys!

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493988 02/01/06 06:03 PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX K Kokopellian Hard-core CEG\'er
Kokopellian Hard-core CEG\'er K Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX	Originally posted by Renee: bwwwhahahahahaahha that was a great story, and Newman's response was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys. Agreed! 2006 Mazdaspeed6 1997 Yamaha YZF1000R Thunderace 1996 Volvo 850-R

Re: lmao!! "and this is daddy's penis" #1493989 02/01/06 06:09 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,578 Luke AFB, AZ R Renee_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er
Renee_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er R Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,578 Luke AFB, AZ	Originally posted by Kokopellian: Originally posted by Renee: bwwwhahahahahaahha that was a great story, and Newman's response was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh guys. Agreed! someone ACTUALLY agreed with ME on something 2004 Ford Freestar V6 Boogity Boogity Boogity, Let's go racin Boys!

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