Haha, reminds me of ESU, behind where the campus police park the cars is about 3 feet of grass, a sidewalk, 2 more feet of grass, and then a lightpole, and one night at midnight, I saw a cop get into the unmarked Intrepid they have, put it in reverse, peel out and smash backwards into the lightpole, he then turned on his lights and siren and attempted to peel out, but the grass was wet and for a minute or so he only succeeded in tearing ruts in the muddy ground, finally made it out, drove down the embankment, onto the road at the bottom, and as soon as he turned the corner, turned off his lights and drove like normal. The Intrepid has a large and now rusting dent in the drivers side quarter panel in the back and the light housing is partly smashed. The lightpole was at a slight angle and I was left laughing for a long time with my friends.
