When I was a kid my older brother used to call me Spock because of my "boys cut" hairstyle and angled eyebrows. The bastige still calls me that from time to time

Girls call me Billy, one of them used to call me Will but I havent seen her in years.. my brother's friends used to call me Silly Billy, too. A friend of my ex girlfriends used to call me Bildo

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) I cant think of any others but I know Im missing some