-- it's a beer that no one has ever heard of, comes in a 16oz. can, and the one's I was drinking on a particular evening were over 5 years old!! I didn't care.
Darth Vader -- I'm not black, but i have a large helmet (that's what the wife says, I beleive her)
Johnny Chan -- offical table tennis name and name of a small business I am getting started with a friend "JChan Co."