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Pretty Boy - 300lb manager where i used to work loved to call me this, cuz apparently i am a pretty boy.
Beefcake - from my rec soccer team in high school, started calling me this freshman year cuz i was the only one that actually ever worked out (mostly for track, but i guess a frosh benching 150 is pretty impressive).
Greaseymonkey - i actually have no idea where this name came from, people just started calling me it one day. if it came from a drunk story, it's nothing i remember.


What do you mean, rhetorical question? 1998.5 SVT --> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2155561/1 #4619 of 6535, born Feb 18, 1998. i'm a smarta$$, don't take it personally