No need for any troutslaps. Your post is well thought out and detailed.
At 7-years old and 94k, how much longer do you plan to keep the car?
=Option 1 (inexpensive way)=
1. Gut the pre-cats on the car
2. Keep an eye out for an SVT exhaust locally - I gave mine away. You can get them cheap.
3. Replace resonator on SVT exhaust with a nice Magnaflow
4. Optimize y-pipe
5. Optimize TB
6. K&N intake
Total cost: $200 - $350
This will increase your HP and sound.
=Option 2 (expensive way)=
1. replace manifolds with MSDS
2. true duals (2")
3. Optimize TB
6. K&N intake
Total cost: $400 - $1000+
=Other adds=
SVT LIM
SVT UIM
SVT TB
The ranges depend on how much (if any) you would pay for labor.
HTH