here's one...
take your age.
multiply that number by ten
add two.
now, subtract three.
add one.
then divide by a number between 9 and 11.
and magically, you have your age!! OMGWTFBBQORLY!!!!!!111!!!!one!!!111
02 Mustang GT... Tuned by Nelsons. Low 12's, anyone?

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