haha.
1. totally joking about the hot water...

2. yes, my starter is frozen. ok, cold enough that the little thinger that is supose to spin out and engage gets stuck in place and does make a awful buzzing/whine (cookie for zerohour - but taken away for suggesting my battery may be dead)
3. i am the push start king, but the conditions (snow banks, ice, and frozen rain) made it a little difficult to get it out of the parking space
I ended up begging a teenager on his way to school to give me a hand pushing. When the temperature drops below freezing, I have to try starting the car several times to losen up the starter, but above freezing i have no trouble. Friday here in MA was wretched, and the starter didn't feel like getting out of bed.

I do realize that it will need to be replaced eventually.