Well I ended up getting my hands on a battery charger tonight and charged the battery 100% and still no start. I pulled the plugs and removed the UIM the plugs looked like they might have fired a few times...ever so slightly black, but definately not too dirty (makes sense because it hasn't started!).
I'm almost 100% sure that the CEL goes off when I try to start the engine, so if I read those links right, the CKP probably is NOT bad?
I noticed my plugs smelled like gas pretty badly, so I know the injectors are working. In fact, they looked like they were damp with gas. I'll try adding some oil to the cylinders and see if it works for me. What do you think?
