Disclaimer: This is ridiculously stupid and someone had entirely too much time on their hands to create this. However, I found it FREAKIN' HILAROUS! I don't drink or do drugs. Nor was I impaired in any way during my viewing of this flash. You probably won't feel the same way and it may be a complete waste of your time, but nonetheless here it is.... Gotta use sound.
Cows with guns 
