how the hell can you be so stoopid?

"gee hun, the motor home seems a little sluggish today"
"yeah and there is a lot of smoke coming out of the exhaust"

"why are people driving by honking and waving their arms at us?"
"oh, thatsjust the locals, they are very friendly here..HI...*waves*"



NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?