My dad knew this one guy that bastes his donuts with, now read carefully, MAYONNAISE and KETCHUP. Yes, mayo and ketchup! I know another guy that pours melted butter in his popcorn bag halfway, and THEN places the popcorn. To top it all off, he makes a blizzard of salt on them so thick he can ski on them, and places a straw in it all to DRINK the butter. I would love to see his arteries!
Me? Aside from drinking raw Jet A fuel? j/k.
But seriously, I'm pretty conservative with my food. Occasionally, I'll put mustard in my rice. And I love my chili lightly covered with shark cheddar cheese.
