Originally posted by ToasterOven: Originally posted by DaVinci: Yea, back on topic!
I killed two cats last week. Each with a .22. A little BBQ sauce mixed with peanut butter and on the grill with a cold RWB in my hand. I like cats, they taste just like chicken.

hmm... does that mean chicken tastes like cat? 'cause if cats tasted like chiken, wed all be eating [censored]!
no..we would just be eating P****y flavored chicken.
NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it?
Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?
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