Originally posted by Davo:
Originally posted by 99SVT:
A rock can't love anyone. A dog can't consent. It's when two people LOVE EACH OTHER and consent to the marriage or union or whatever.


Wait...are you trying to define marriage? What gives you the right to do that?

...and I'm pretty sure dogs don't consent to being help captive either, but we do it anyways.

EDIT: The timing of this is shocking.



Hell no! I'm sick of this. From now on I'm against all marriage. No gay marriage. No man and woman marriage. No rocks getting married. No dogs. No pandas.

This is the new movement. True Equality. NOONE can get married. No more divorces.

NO MARRIAGE!!

Alright I got to go make some bumper stickers. I'll see you all later!!

I live in Detroit, I couldn't give a **** how good my car is in the "twisties." "I could use a hundred people who don't know there is such a word as impossible." ~Henry Ford