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I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
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Originally posted by Davo:
I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
*swoon*
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Originally posted by Davo:
I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
I see I'm not the only fellow that has had to use restrooms in France and Italy where the concept of a toilet seat is almost non-existant...
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If all else fails - squat on TOP of the seat, but make sure you put some TP in their cos the splash-back is a lot worse!
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Originally posted by JaTo:
Originally posted by Davo:
I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
I see I'm not the only fellow that has had to use restrooms in France and Italy where the concept of a toilet seat is almost non-existant...
No need to go that far, a loo at the 12 Hours of Sebring would easily suffice.
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Originally posted by Fmr12B:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
I think it's so disgusting that this guy doesn't wipe before he sits. And furthermore, he sits in something sticky, and stays long enough for that stickiness to glue him to the seat.
I'm tellin ya, if I sit and feel anything but dry seat, I'm up off that seat faster than I sat down.
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
*swoon*
Overwhelmed by ecstatic joy? 
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Originally posted by JaTo:
Originally posted by Davo:
I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
I see I'm not the only fellow that has had to use restrooms in France and Italy where the concept of a toilet seat is almost non-existant...
I remember being in Italy and walked into a public restroom. Umm WTF?!!!!!! 
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A relative of mine worked in the legal dept of a big retailer many years ago and told me tons of stories of customers that used to set themselves up so they could sue later. They caught a lot of these people on camera.
This story sounds A LOT like one of those customers. I can't believe for a second that someone would just sit on a public toilet without checking first. In thi case, there obviously won't be camera footage. HD will probably pay to settle to save time and money.
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Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by JaTo:
Originally posted by Davo:
I've built wall sits into my fitness routine so the muscles required to hover are ready when it comes time to go in a public restroom.
I see I'm not the only fellow that has had to use restrooms in France and Italy where the concept of a toilet seat is almost non-existant...
I remember being in Italy and walked into a public restroom. Umm WTF?!!!!!!
Did it look like this one?
Was in a hangar's office area in Kuwait.
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