I saw some egg shells on the road after cabbage night where there were some cars parked when I went to went to bed. Today I saw some toilet paper decorating a pine tree on my way to work. I was shocked not to see any smashed pumpkins.

A few years ago a few friends of mine thought it would be funny to take a 90 pound pumpkin, drop it in the street to crack it open and then put it on the bed box of my old truck to make it look like they dropped the pumpkin on the box. I was a little unhappy but when I found out what they did I thought it was funny. But I got them back. I put the pumpkin in the back yard and let it rot all winter and then Easter eve I put the stinky, slimy remains on the bed box of my friend's truck.


I feel sorry for the people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats the best they're going to feel all day - former President Lyndon B. Johnson