lies, she wasn't russian.
She did have the biggest cans in the house though.
wowzers!
It was a good time. We stayed 2 and a half hours, with only one repeat girl, so I was pleased with that.
Jess and Elky had some uncanny ability to sniff out the ladies from MA, therefore striking up conversations with them and robbing us all of some dancing. pfft.
j/k guys
Doug had a bit of a limp that night, so he made pals with a gal with a busted wrist (she said she fell off her horse, but I think she was just trying to play along with her assless chaps costume).
The afterparty, if you want to call it that, consisted of us going back to the house and falling asleep nearly the second we all sat down. Damn we's a gettin' old.
and PLUS no Pappy Dick or Ed showed up
ppptthbtthtthbtbt!!!! 
