1. We're bigger
2. We are still the most multicultural nation on earth
you are? how do you figure? 4. We don't all live squished together in teeny little houses in cities where you can't even see the sky because of all the smog
apparently you havent actually looked at some people's houses in the pics forum. Ive visited neighborhoods in Vancouver and they look just like my neighborhood 5. We know some things about the U.S., whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?")
who wants to know anything about Canada? seriously? people in foreign nations, across the world, learn English so that they can deal with us, not Canada. 6. Even our big cities are clean
I visited Vancouver. Not a very big city, and not that clean. 7. Here you can walk down the street and say hi to perfect strangers without getting arrested and thrown into an asylum
same here 8. We don't expect people to like us or respect us, but they do. The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards
the respect is abundant 9. The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal
wtf? should have gone with the moose 
10. Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water
er, that's subjective. i prefer Mexican beer. 11. Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper than yours
um, ok. 12. We actually have natural resources
we do too, we just prefer to use those belonging to others so we can preserve ours. 13. Trees are something that can be found everywhere, not just in certain protected areas
even California has tons of trees, let alone the rest of the US. 14. Our accents don't sound vulgar
no, they sound gay (happy) 
15. Our system of government doesn't even remotely resemble Naziism
no, Nazis had ambition, and a real army. 16. Six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any. Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.
I guess they should all get some snowmobiles. 17. Everyone in Canada has at least some rudimentary knowledge of what a farm is
my 4 year old daughter knew what a farm was, and visited some, when she was two. Do you know what "cumbia" is? she does. 18. There's been a woman Prime Minister
well there's your first problem. 
19. Tim Hortons. No matter where you go in Canada, you can always get good food at the local Tim Horton's. In the U.S. the best you can do is the International House of Pancakes, or McDonalds.
wth is Tim Hortons? funny how you know American eateries but we dont know any Canadian ones. or wait, are you going to tell me that Black Angus was started in Canada? please, you cant go 2 miles in LA without finding an excellent restaurant to eat at. 20. Our flag is original. No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags? It's boring and old.
a leaf? that is exciting to you? well get this, CA has a badass grizzly bear on its flag, but its no leaf. 21. When I went to Florida last March
I saw maybe 2 hot guys the whole trip.
wtf? im not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole. probably all sticky... 
22. Wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night
no, you have moose, beavers, and bears. im sure there are much more than that but not even the variety that the US has to offer. 23. We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries
um...ok...i buy bottled water that comes from a water filtration store down the street. 24. Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language
yeah, that dual language thing was a big hit all over the nation wasnt it? 25. I live here
well, youre still part bastard American so you still suck. you forgot 26. we took your hockey!
and btw, just because some
Japanese and
American manufacturers make some cars there, doesnt make them
Canadian down the street is a Chinese restaurant, it's made here in the US but that doesnt make it American food.
and your 25 "reasons" why Canada is better than the US are hardly reasons at all.
. Here is the the real land measurements.