2. We don't have major racism problems, but are still the most multicultural nation on earth
Don't kid yourself, every country has them.
3. We're known worldwide to be peacekeepers, not warmakers
Because you could never win one.
4. We don't all live squished together in teeny little houses in cities where you can't even see the sky because of all the smog
Don't think I have ever visited a city where you can't seet he sky.
5. We know some things about the U.S., whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?")
Why would we want to know anything about the old lady upstairs who tells us to quiet down.
6. Even our big cities are clean
15,000 is not a big city.
7. Here you can walk down the street and say hi to perfect strangers without getting arrested and thrown into an asylum
Matter of fact I did just that 3 times today and im not posting from an asylum.
8. We don't expect people to like us or respect us, but they do. The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards
We don't expect people to like us but we damn well expect them to respect us!
9. The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal
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10. Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water
Your tastes are obiviously off.
11. Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper than yours
Maybe so...........
12. We actually have natural resources
So do we, we have lots of resources, for some reason we just dont seem to tap into them.
13. Trees are something that can be found everywhere, not just in certain protected areas
You have never been in a small town in the U.S. have you?
14. Our accents don't sound vulgar
Don't really know what this one is all a-boot?
15. Our system of government doesn't even remotely resemble Naziism
You have a socailist heath care system.
16. Six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any. Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.
When did this happen?
17. Everyone in Canada has at least some rudimentary knowledge of what a farm is
Once again you haven't visited the Midwest.
18. There's been a woman Prime Minister
That makes you better how?
19. Tim Hortons. No matter where you go in Canada, you can always get good food at the local Tim Horton's. In the U.S. the best you can do is the International House of Pancakes, or McDonalds.
Thats what makes America, America.
20. Our flag is original. No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags? It's boring and old.
Canada is better because they have a leaf on thier flag? Old and boring or not, it still represents the number 1 country on earth.
21. There are more hot Canadians per hundred than there are hot Americans per thousand. Every year when American guys come to my town in the summer they comment on the high number of hot girls here. When I went to Florida last March I saw maybe 2 hot guys the whole trip.
Must be the colder air.
22. Wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night
Really, tour the whole states before you go off saying this stuff.
23. We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries
24. Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language
How does that make Canada better!?
25. I live here
Better have you there than here.
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