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I was out cruising this past Friday night. It was around 12:00 AM and my friends and I decide to stop at Rit Aid. We were about to go home when this Contour SVT came up to me and asked if I wanted to race.

I was like "WHAT??" I though he had NOS or something under his hood. I asked him what he had under the hood because my car was AWD Turbo. Now, this guy must have remembered his car specs because he was like, " 2.5 Lt, Dual Over Head Cam, aluminum head, 20 mpg, etc." So, I was about to laugh and so were my friends.

Then he was like, "lets run it down this parking lot." I was like, this guy is dumb and dumberHahaha.... So, I told him we need to go somewhere else. So, we went to the service drive by the freeway. I was like, I'm going to teach this stupid guy a lesson.

So, his car had 3 guys and I had another friend and 100lb of sound.

My other friends also lined up right behind me to follow the race.

That guy looked at me and I looked at him. He was all geeked. I was like, this guy is really STUPID. So, we took off and as I switched to 2nd gear, I can see this guy like 1 1/2 car behind me. When I got to 3rd, it was like 1 1/2 bus length. Then, he made a turn and I couldn't see him anymore. I called my other friend because they were following the race. They said that the caught the guy at the gas station and he said that my car did not have a stock turbo. So, I came and talked to the guy. He said that he never saw a Talon jump off the line like that. So, I told stupid that I told you my car was AWD Turbo, and that's called the AWD Jump. We laugh at STUPID and left.

Sorry if it's a little long. Just want to let yall know how STUPID this guy was.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!