> Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror
> complaining to her
> husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of
> characteristically
> telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came
> up with a suggestion.
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take
> a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet
> paper and stood in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
> "How long will this take?", she asked.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years", her
> husband replies.
> She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
> toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts
> bigger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "It worked for your
> ass, didn't it?"
> He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
> he may even walk
> again. Stupid, stupid man
