Still waiting to hear the details, Ray!
All good (or at least interesting) suggestions - keep them coming!
My alarm has a trunk pin in the hood (

even my fob flashes "trunk" when the hood is opened) , so basically I need to get to Best Buy and tell them to reroute it to the trunk. With the recent thefts I'll be making an appointment very soon to have this dealt with. Perhaps I'll just add a trunk pin and leave the one in the hood alone.
No razors or anything that might hurt me when I'm driving the car.

The car does get driven, haha. I commute to school so it's rarely on campus between midnight and 6AM. I have been taking my head unit faceplate with me, and now am hiding the audio wire that usually connects to my iPod (it pokes out underneath the head unit and hangs freely toward my e-brake).