Hey kids, I'm not dead!!!
I am the biggah boss at the KB Toys in El Daltano. I gots me a new apartment that's mostly underground. I don't have a computer in my cave, but my mommy and daddy gave me some phat cash money for gittin married, so I'ma gonna git one pretty soon.
And sweet tea is teh suxorz. Lemonade is where it's at mangh.
mmmmmm...wemonade...mmmmmm
