This is all the proof I need to showcase the fact that Bush called up Mother Nature about a week ago and said the following:
"Hey, brew me up a Cat 5 hurricane and bash it into the biggest city on the Gulf Coast. Make sure that everybody's house floods up to the rooftop too, because I just have a general hate for Mardi Gra and everything cajun, as it gives me severe heartburn and those people will pay for that."
I'm eligible for a multimillion dollar settlement now. I don't know why, exactly, but people told me I was full of [censored] when I told them that Bush and Nature had a conference the other day. This shows them!
Some people in this world just need to get real. Everything these days is eventually blamed on the government in some form or another.
-SAV
