Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Originally posted by Pudmunkie:
Not that he slowed you down or anything.




I just like that he told his dad if he came, he had to keep his mouth shut about the driving while he was there. LOL!

SZ caravans make everyone drive like 'tards, I dont know why! Directions for any SZ cruise:

10 cars go through light, 20 dont make it.
10 cars pull onto on ramp shoulder.
20 cars travel through light, dont let cars on the shoulder back on.
20 cars floor it down on ramp, then slam on brakes. Quickly swerve into your opening on the freeway. Block all other cars from traveling to let other CEGers in.
10 cars trying to catch up, flooring it, then slam on brakes.
Someone block traffic so that all cars can swerve into lane.
Flooring it agian to merge.
Quick, slam on brakes. Everyone dart and swerve to avoid the worst CEG tragedy ever.
Floor it again down exit ramp.
Slam on brakes at red light, start over at the beginning.





Oh man, this is the greatest post ever. It describes SZ so good!


Originally posted by KingpinSVT:
Insert Stazi and Bumblebee's 140MPH flyby where you see fit.




And as for this one, the best part was looking in my rear wiew mirror and watching everyone scatter amoungst the lanes hammering on it! wa2tuff, blu fuz and myself ended up getting off on the wrong exit of something because of that and had to stop at some gas station to get directions from someone woh barely spoke english!