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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
From The Onion. Pretty funny.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy

The best quote:

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.





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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
If you did not know that, the front page story about Rumsfeld paying an official visit to his wife's vagina must have been very confusing for you.


lets give me some credit here, if i had seen the rumsfeld article i would have figured things out. in actuality i only saw the gravity article because when i clicked on the link i was taken directly to the gravity article and that was the only reason i went to that site in the first place. my visit there was very purpose driven rather than exploratory.


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You really should check out The Onion when you get a chance. Its just about the funniest thing on the internet and its mostly free.

There was a story a couple of years ago about a Chinese news service that picked up a story from The Onion and ran with it thinking it was real news. I think somebody over there lost his job.

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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:

There was a story a couple of years ago about a Chinese news service that picked up a story from The Onion and ran with it thinking it was real news. I think somebody over there lost his job.




Yeah I heard the same thing happened with this guy name Rather at CBS too, but somehow, he's still a hero in most liberals minds!


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