Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
From The Onion. Pretty funny.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy

The best quote:

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.





"We didn't come out from under no rocks, we didn't have no tails, and we didn't come from monkies, you atheistic pinko meathead!"