Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
From The Onion. Pretty funny.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy

The best quote:

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.



..........ho hahahahhahahhaha...wait,wait.hahahahhahahahhaha..the best reading i've done in awhile..what fugging joke


"Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever."-Aristophanes. --93 pgt,headers,intake,borla=14.9 1/4mile