I vote for placing Rush and Michael in the ring and let them duke it out. Here are the rules:
13 rounds 6 minutes each
Each round will alternate between boxing and political argument starting with a boxing round. There will be no moderators. each argument round topic will be determined by drawing from a hat a list of items brought up in this thread. The opener will get 2.5 minues, the closer will get 3.5 minutes. Opening and closing to be determined by the previous boxing round.
There will be a 2 minute break between each round for Big Macs, Percoset and oxygen.
Each tub-o-lard will be allowed a 5 minute opening and a 3 minute closing remark, good ol' fashioned coin toss, winner chooses to go first and switch for closing comment.
Each fatty can have 2 medical staff present to attend their chest pains and shortness of breath before during and after the boxing rounds.
Once over, neither will be declared a winner, both will be dressed in skivies & Tee shirts proclaiming love for the other and placed upon a traveling display moving throughought the country with an endless supply of tomatoes which onlookers can pelt at their choice $1 per for a toss (no limit).
After on year, all funds raised will be distibuted to the Widows, widowers and children of our fallen heroes in the middle east.
