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Originally posted by my csvt:

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ain't that the truth. a friend and i were grabing some lunch, as usual, right after i learned i had acid reflux. i ordered my cheeseburger the way i wanted, the way i shouldn't have it.
she says:no you don't
me:like hell i don't
she: *proceeds to correct my order to the waitress*
me:i'm an adult, i make my own decisions, you're not my woman and we are not sleeping together so you sure as hell aren't gonna tell me what i can and cannot eat.
me: *to the waitress* make it the way i said

sure enough, when i got my order it was prepared exactly the way she told the waitress to make it.

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Originally posted by Pre98:

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If I could somehow fake my age by about 5 years I'd have a few chances, but any girls who're the same age literally have-

A.) "Issues"
B.) Real World Issues.
C.) ..unheard of issues..
or D.) Their best friends come from the makeup aisle

Can't seem to hook a girl a few years older than me, and can't find a normal one my age. Go figure. Nonetheless this is why I'm single, and upon self observation, am glad I am.

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Originally posted by Bullet:

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You'll always be wrong when it comes to a woman. It's hard to accept, but it's the way of the world.

[/newly adopted philosophy]

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Ain't that the truth.