There are some things you can't learn ... like instant disagreement! You know what I mean, those days when you say 'look at the nice blue sky' and she says 'it's not blue, it's aqua!'
There are also some things that most women just can't understand, generally sports is one of them. Being a Brit I watch soccer, and I can tell you in all my life I have only ever met one woman who understood the off-side rule ... which is a pinacle of the game. Simply just doesn't happen really.
