Thanks for the backup, Neil (secret handshake).
I tell you what. You wanna talk to me, wander into my webchat (linked on the front of contour.org) tonight and we can talk real time. I can say things there that would get me banned here.
We'll have a grand ole time, sittin around with our tea and crumpets discussing the finer points of quality flames.
But if you can't stand the heat, don't even bother coming near the kitchen.