Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Got these from the motorcycle boards. Excuse his spelling or lack there of. I have to agree with some of his points though for real!

Posted: July 20 05, 11:22 am Post subject: RANT.....even more.

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps, in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves
to their stalls? But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.

We know where they are but what we send them back and then they just return anyways. Deal with it, unless we want to station the Army at the border with guns they arent going to stop overrunning our country.


CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

Please share with us one example that is in the Constitution and that we arent using.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

That was borderline racist. Plus it didnt really make any sense. Sure there are a lot of lawyer jokes, but when it comes down to it, I bet you only a handful cheat, lie etc.


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around, Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
America willing to cook, clean and work in the yard and haul her butt off
to jail...."

O.J., and Bryant both had a trial by jury, with a defense and state prosecutors present, both presented thier cases. Seems there wasnt enough evidence to find either of the guilty. Sounds like this guy hasnt read a newspaper in years, we are still looking for Bin Laden.

More of his rants.....


Sounds like about all they are, rants and very uneducated.

EDUACTION:

Today's newspaper had an article regarding giving ILLEGAL ALIENS free college.... Is it me, or is the word ILLEGAL no longer synonomous with UNLAWFUL anymore?

I can type an article out to saying the govt. was behind 9/11, doesnt make it true. Would love to see the article, and who wrote it, and also it just says "regarding giving ILLEGAL ALIENS free college", so there was an article written by someone who talks about it, and he gets all worked up, give me a break!


Children in some inner city schools are being given sex education at 8 years of age. What ever happened to crayons, noodles and glue? At 8 years old, i still thought girls were "icky" let alone having knowlege on the proper use of condems. I didn't even know what a condem was... nor should i have.

Would love to see an actual source of this, besides this guys word

CHILDREN:

Obesity. Studies have shown that children today, in America, are inherantly heavier than years ago. When i was a kid, (60's) we didn't have video games. We went outside and played with our friends, rode our bikes and played football/baseball. We had ONE fat kid, and everyone wanted him on their football team. We ate truckloads of sugar and junkfood........in the 15 minutes a day that our parents weren't watching us.

Thats cause we have more fast food places. Also because mom is working now and isnt there to cook a meal everytime the child calls for one.

TOLORANCE:

Society wants people to learn to be more tolorant towards other people. I have a suggestion: Let's teach people how to be courtious, sensitive to other's feelings and basically, decent, caring human beings again.

Aww that sounds all sweet and nice, and we are going to suddenly all get up tomorrow morning and make the entire World change in one day because some guys says so, yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

FREE SPEACH:

I am a firm believer in the Constitution and of Free Rights. However, Freedom of Speach did NOT include saying things that were offensive, biggoted, and just plain wrong.

Thats the beauty of free speech buddy, not everyone is going to share your far right wing opinion on every issue, deal with it. Just cause you consider it "wrong" doesnt mean the other 292 million Americans all agree.

LASTLY, DRUGS:

New York once adopted a program to hand out clean needles to their inner city drug users. This was done to try to help lower the number of Hepatitis and AIDS cases from sharing needles between IV drug users. I'm proposing that my state hand out hookers, in order to lower the number of cases of spousal infidelity and 8 year-olds walking around with pockets full of unused rubbers.

Yes, sounds like the dumbest idea I have heard in a long time, hand out hookers.