Got these from the motorcycle boards. Excuse his spelling or lack there of. I have to agree with some of his points though for real!
Posted: July 20 05, 11:22 am Post subject: RANT.....even more.
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps, in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves
to their stalls? But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around, Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
America willing to cook, clean and work in the yard and haul her butt off
to jail...."
More of his rants.....
EDUACTION:
Today's newspaper had an article regarding giving ILLEGAL ALIENS free college.... Is it me, or is the word ILLEGAL no longer synonomous with UNLAWFUL anymore?
Children in some inner city schools are being given sex education at 8 years of age. What ever happened to crayons, noodles and glue? At 8 years old, i still thought girls were "icky" let alone having knowlege on the proper use of condems. I didn't even know what a condem was... nor should i have.
CHILDREN:
Obesity. Studies have shown that children today, in America, are inherantly heavier than years ago. When i was a kid, (60's) we didn't have video games. We went outside and played with our friends, rode our bikes and played football/baseball. We had ONE fat kid, and everyone wanted him on their football team. We ate truckloads of sugar and junkfood........in the 15 minutes a day that our parents weren't watching us.
TOLORANCE:
Society wants people to learn to be more tolorant towards other people. I have a suggestion: Let's teach people how to be courtious, sensitive to other's feelings and basically, decent, caring human beings again.
When i was younger, if someone cut you off driving, you yelled out your open window and gave them the finger. It was almost expected. Now, that's called ROADRAGE, and you can be arrested for it...........
If they were bigger than you, you thought twice about it, because nobody likes getting the crap beat out of them, either......
FREE SPEACH:
I am a firm believer in the Constitution and of Free Rights. However, Freedom of Speach did NOT include saying things that were offensive, biggoted, and just plain wrong. Hiding behind "Free Speach" to insult someone is like driving across a railroad track when the gates aren't down, but a train is coming. Yeah...you had the right of way, but who really got hurt here?
LASTLY, DRUGS:
New York once adopted a program to hand out clean needles to their inner city drug users. This was done to try to help lower the number of Hepatitis and AIDS cases from sharing needles between IV drug users. I'm proposing that my state hand out hookers, in order to lower the number of cases of spousal infidelity and 8 year-olds walking around with pockets full of unused rubbers.
