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Originally posted by Matty K:

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Does anyone have a transcription of Stewie's college-kid rant from the new episode?

Family Guy...... Ah.

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Sure
<Stewie> Girlfriend? Oh what kind of sick twisted game are you playing at?
<Girl> Stewie sounds a little cranky, Ill put him to bed
<Stewie> *grabs boyfriend's hat* HA! I got your hat! Take that hatless! *Throws hat at ground* Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack game. Im not gunna lay down while some frat boy bastard with his damn Tiva sandals and his skull bandits and his abercrombie and fitch long sleeve open stiched crew neck handly smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episode every night!! Yes we all love Mr. Plow! Oh you've got the song memorized do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!!! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just wiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!!!!
<Girl> Good night Stewie *tucks him in*
<Stewie> If he wants to throw hands Ill throw hands!!! I Tell you... *Gets pacifier and starts to fall asleep*



Might be some off, kinda typed as the recording played from the MPEG file I have

Originally posted by ContourKev:

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Sure
<Stewie> Girlfriend? Oh what kind of sick twisted game are you playing at?
<Girl> Stewie sounds a little cranky, Ill put him to bed
<Stewie> *grabs boyfriend's hat* HA! I got your hat! Take that hatless! *Throws hat at ground* Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack game. Im not gonna lay down while some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch Long Sleeve Open Stiched Crew Neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episode every night!! Yes we all love Mr. Plow! Oh you've got the song memorized do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!!! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just wiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!!!!
<Girl> Good night Stewie *tucks him in*
<Stewie> If he wants to throw hands Ill throw hands!!! I Tell you... *Gets pacifier and starts to fall asleep*



Might be some off, kinda typed as the recording played from the MPEG file I have

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Edited

Originally posted by Viss1:

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Originally posted by ContourKev:

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Sure
<Stewie> Girlfriend? Oh what kind of sick twisted game are you playing at?
<Girl> Stewie sounds a little cranky, Ill put him to bed
<Stewie> *grabs boyfriend's hat* HA! I got your hat! Take that hatless! *Throws hat at ground* Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack game. Im not gonna lay down while some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch Long Sleeve Open Stiched Crew Neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episode every night!! Yes we all love Mr. Plow! Oh you've got the song memorized do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!!! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just wiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!!!!
<Girl> Good night Stewie *tucks him in*
<Stewie> If he wants to throw hands Ill throw hands!!! I Tell you... *Gets pacifier and starts to fall asleep*



Might be some off, kinda typed as the recording played from the MPEG file I have

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Edited

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Thank you

Sometimes I wonder if it's easier to use a VCR instead of a ATI Radeon All In Wonder to record my shows, VCR lets me rewatch em with Closed Captioning....