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Originally posted by 99blacksesport:
Wow you guys can be real dicks.
Mr. Garrison: Say, Mr. Slave.
Mr. Slave: Yes, Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.
Mr. Slave: Really? Why would you dream that I was being an a**hole?
Mr. Garrison: No no, I was the a**hole.
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Originally posted by N-terst8:
I think that's her... I don't remember her face... maybe cuz she was bent over all last night
Originally posted by Auto-X Fil:
She's in high school? She told me she was 21! Crap, I hope she was at least 18... **Hides from cops**
Wrong, wrong, wrong. When are you guys ever going to learn?
Sigh. OK, let's start all over again, with lesson #1: On CEG, when a guy posts pictures of his extremely hot girlfriend, we never go for the quick laugh. We don't make any rude or suggestive jokes. We show polite interest, and give some mature compliments. We behave like gentlemen.
All the while, we are focusing on our core objective: get tuxcotoursvt to post NUDE PICS of his girlfriend.
All we had to do was play along for awhile. Just show some interest, hand out some compliments, etc. Act real friendly and trustworthy. It takes some finesse, for christsake.
Nude pics. That's all we wanted. Now, thanks to you guys, it's never going to happen.
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Originally posted by caltour:
Originally posted by N-terst8:
I think that's her... I don't remember her face... maybe cuz she was bent over all last night
Originally posted by Auto-X Fil:
She's in high school? She told me she was 21! Crap, I hope she was at least 18... **Hides from cops**
Wrong, wrong, wrong. When are you guys ever going to learn?
Sigh. OK, let's start all over again, with lesson #1: On CEG, when a guy post pictures of his extremely hot girlfriend, we never go for the quick laugh. We don't make any rude or suggestive jokes. We show polite interest, and give some mature compliments. We behave like gentlemen.
All the while, we are focusing on our core objective: get tuxcotoursvt to post NUDE PICS of his girlfriend.
All we had to do was play along for awhile. Just show some interest, hand out some compliments, etc. Act real friendly and trustworthy. It takes some finesse, for christsake.
Nude pics. That's all we wanted. Now, thanks to you guys, it's never going to happen.
LMAO!!!
Steven. L. Benthal Jr.
98 Mystique: Meshed Grille & Pioneer Sound System
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Originally posted by tuxcotoursvt:
yeah i posted them int eh right spot dont be hatin
First: man you need to learn how to type!! 
Second: Needs less of you and more of HER  (provided she's 18)
87 Mustang GT 5.0L TURBO
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Originally posted by Pope:
Second: Needs less of you and more of HER (provided she's 18)
True that, trust me she's 18
BTW his SVT gets 220 at the flywheel... lmao ... sorry I still can't get over that.
Is it me or is he going to hate us all? 
Steve
Steven. L. Benthal Jr.
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Oh, man, that was a good one.
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We shouldn't be so tough on this guy. You can tell from the pics that his hair hasn't grown in from the surgery. He had to have his brain cell removed because his body was rejecting it.
1999 Toreador Red SVT, DOB 4/22/99, 2005 Of 2760.
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Semper Fi
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