I think Tulsa uses empty police cars because on the Creek Turnpike I flew past a bridge and BOOM there was a cruiser aimed right at me and I was doing 85. Nothing happened. My fiance said she didnt see anyone in the car and my radar didnt go off. Weird.






Weird indeed. TurDpike = no local cops. Some weird deal that the OHP runs the show on pikes. When my father-in-law drove a TPD squad car, if he wanted to use the turDpike, he had to pay for it himself.

Or maybe he is holding out on my inheritance / BMW M5 money ?



Hey this reminds me of a little story. Timmay Kirk was leaving Jenks, OK on Hwy 75 South. The next town is Glenpool, like 4 miles south. Right behind him is my neighbor, a Glenpool cop, in his cruiser, headed to work. As soon as they both get on 75, cop heads for the fast lane, probably because he is a cop and has a superego or is running late or whatever. Maybe he is gonna pass Tim, maybe he is just checking out his ride. After all, this cop is a car-guy with a pretty sick Pontiac GP GTP.

So what does Timmay do? Smooth floors it. What was it Tim, 80MPH? In a construction zone? With a cop -*literally* next to/behind him?!?! So the cop lights him up sure as chit. Tim pulls over and the cop radios for a Jenks cop to come over. Walks over to Kirks much beloved SVT and tells him "Bet your ass your getting a ticket".... LOL... So Kirk sits there waiting for the local cop to come out and write out the ticket...