A simple, safe revenge I've used in the past involved all those reply cards you find in every magazine you have.....just fill out her name and address on every business reply card you can find....sign her up to all sorts of magazine subscriptions, invitations for quotes for vinyl siding, etc. Overload her mailbox with magazines she didn't order and doesn't want to pay for...salesmen calling her relentlessly, you get the idea.

-Mark- '99 Mystique LS, totally original (including the original water pump and the premium stereo)! Bought new in December 1998 for $21,000. 208,000 miles