Originally posted by Davo:
Go the pet store, get a couple snakes, and put them in her mailbox. If the cops came to my door with a speeding complaint, I'd tell them to come back when they can write me a ticket. Then I'd tell them that I saw that lady driving 200km down your street, and that they need to go over there and talk to her about it. Maybe Canadian cops have more time on their hands, but I've only heard of 2 instances where the cops actually visited someone on a traffic complaint (they know there is nothing they can do about them).
Generally they don't, but apparently I have over a hundred complaints against my (old) licence plate. LOL
Another time I went down the cop-shop after being told I had been reported by a buddy of mine (buddy told me, didn't report me), and enquired. I had an interesting chat then with a nice lady officer, explaining my car had been sitting at the local garage for three weeks while I waited for a replacement BAT strut ... she actually told me, well inferred, that I should drive the full 50km/h limit in 1st gear to annoy people. 
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Guys, guys, guys ... as far as revenge goes, being a Brit I already know that a good, solid half-brick is my best friend 
Got to be sneaky and creative though, as I want to come out of this innocent and smelling of roses 
Last edited by Christian; 06/29/05 06:53 PM.
