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I used to have similar problems with a lady that lived across the street from me. I've been turned in for illegally running a business from my home when I was 15 (I was scrapping some old mowers for the aluminum at the time), my dad got turned in for debris in the yard, etc, etc. The best revenge we ever came up with, but didn't follow through on was to take soil sterilizer and spell out something nasty on her lawn with it. Basically think of what roundup does to the Nth degree. You pretty much have to resod the yard wherever that stuff is laid down. Maybe she'd get it if you spell out "Go get F'ed" in her front yard.
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Can't she get in trouble for filing a false police report? I'd think that after you proved it was impossible, they would go over and cuff the old cobweb-twat.
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That's a good point, but the chances that she filed an official police report are slim. She probably just called in to whine, and they came out to the house.
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For some reason this thread reminds me of the beginning of "The Lady Killers" where the old lady goes and complains to the sherrif because the neighbor kid is listening to "Hippity Hop" music.
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haha you could always do a similar prank I was told about in a class one day. First off I'm not a druggie, but who here doesn't know anyone that is/was a pot head? Anyway...a stupid high school prank can be turned on her. A guy in my class told use about how this kids dad had caught them smoking pot at his house. well a few weeks later the guy was at a party was fell asleep or passed out, but they sharpied his face and body to no end. So the kid actually grew pot in some pots at his house and dropped them off in the back of his garage. Then called his dad and told him about his son's stash.  If you could find some stoner friends have them drop a plant off in her yard. Call the police. and wala! revenage!
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A simple, safe revenge I've used in the past involved all those reply cards you find in every magazine you have.....just fill out her name and address on every business reply card you can find....sign her up to all sorts of magazine subscriptions, invitations for quotes for vinyl siding, etc. Overload her mailbox with magazines she didn't order and doesn't want to pay for...salesmen calling her relentlessly, you get the idea.
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Just make it real simple and easy, Put a potato in the exhaust and jam it up there as far as you can, hell put 2 in there .........The car will NOT start!
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Originally posted by ZeroHour:
haha you could always do a similar prank I was told about in a class one day. First off I'm not a druggie, but who here doesn't know anyone that is/was a pot head?
Anyway...a stupid high school prank can be turned on her. A guy in my class told use about how this kids dad had caught them smoking pot at his house. well a few weeks later the guy was at a party was fell asleep or passed out, but they sharpied his face and body to no end. So the kid actually grew pot in some pots at his house and dropped them off in the back of his garage. Then called his dad and told him about his son's stash.
If you could find some stoner friends have them drop a plant off in her yard. Call the police. and wala! revenage!
He's in Ontario, where pot possession for personal use is legal (right?) Funny walking on Younge St. in Toronto a couple months ago and seeing the "THC" shops and "THC" clubs 
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doh, oh well it still worked for that other guy. Didn't realize Canada or the laws that go with them
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Yeah ... not so good otherwise I would try it.
I'm still very tempted to use my tried and trusted half-brick method ... but I want to be sneaky. It's hard to come up with a revenge that will fit this scenario.
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