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A stupid neighbour in our sub-division has been causing trouble for quite a few of us.
Thanks to her pettyness and complaining to the town constantly, two people have moved due directly to her.
Well ... since I've moved here she's complained about me speeding. Speed limit is 50km/h ... generally I go 30-40km/h as there's kids. A couple of the old fogies here go so slow that I have had to clutch-in in first gear to avoid stalling!! She's one of them.

So anyways, I get a knock on the door today from a copper asking me about my speeding through the subdivision this week. Apparently I go approximately 80km/h ... which I'd struggle to reach on the tiny stretches of road here.

So we're talking away and I'm explaining my situation and then he hits me with the shocker ... where's my black mystique! I explain I no longer have it, and he explains that I was allegedly seen driving it, and the licence plate was taken by the reporting neighbour earlier this week.
WTF!! I explain the Mystique was written off back in May, show him the insurance doc's, the newspaper report with the picture in it ... and the plates that are sitting on my filing cabinet.

Damn !! Can you believe these stupid neighbours!

I guess this was her 'retaliation' against her last dig at us failing. We got reported to the by-law enforcement for having cats outside. We never got fined, and I imagine it got back to her.


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burn her house down. that will show her!!


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climb up a telephone pole late at night and cut all the wires that go into her house. If that is too hard you could just throw poo at her windows.


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At least you don't have white trash neighbor kids lighting off fireworks at 11pm! or turning up his stereo in his van at 6:30 am. The second time I awoke to it he got a face to face meeting. The look on his face was priceless when I came out of my house at a fast paced jaunt coming directly toward him. I haven't heard it again.


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Nah, poor sugar around the foundation wall & lower windows of her home just before it rains. Then sit back and watch the invasion unfold.

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Originally posted by WorldTour:
Nah, poor sugar




I didn't think it was that expensive to begin with.


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Go the pet store, get a couple snakes, and put them in her mailbox. If the cops came to my door with a speeding complaint, I'd tell them to come back when they can write me a ticket. Then I'd tell them that I saw that lady driving 200km down your street, and that they need to go over there and talk to her about it. Maybe Canadian cops have more time on their hands, but I've only heard of 2 instances where the cops actually visited someone on a traffic complaint (they know there is nothing they can do about them).

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Originally posted by Plain ole' todras:
At least you don't have white trash neighbor kids lighting off fireworks at 11pm! or turning up his stereo in his van at 6:30 am. The second time I awoke to it he got a face to face meeting. The look on his face was priceless when I came out of my house at a fast paced jaunt coming directly toward him. I haven't heard it again.




My wife told me last night that my step-son (20yrs) wanted to go light bags of sh!t and fireworks on all the neighbours doorsteps!!
He's already torn up one guys front lawn by spinning out a friggin loaner car we had when my handbrake was getting done!!

On a side note ... I remember chasing down these three kids, charging them with my dad's crutch, after they squirted him with super-soakers as he drove past.
You reminded me of a good memory


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Originally posted by Plain ole' todras:
Originally posted by WorldTour:
Nah, poor sugar




I didn't think it was that expensive to begin with.



Or wealthy.

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Originally posted by RandyCSVT:
you could just throw poo at her windows.




I'd call in a paintball hit. Mak sure you have a rock hard alaby. That stuff is really hard to get off siding.

This reminds me of an altercation I had with a neighbor last year. However this one was resolved with 15 minutes of shouting and cussing at eachother and a smokey burn out in front of their house. It all started over him shouting at me for driving too fast (15mph in a 25).


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