hmmm
Giant Food Stores:
Produce Associate
--Duties--
Fill in for everyone else's department -
Throw out all the lazy people's trash -
be screamed at to sort palettes by color of blue wood grain and plastic -
cut up 12-55 quarters of watermelon every freakin day-
make various cuts of fruit depending on season -
mopping up and cleaning up after people who drop glass -
filling shelves with fruits and veggies like I'm actually suppose to do

not to bad
Faust Family Restuarant:
Dairy Bar & Mini Golf Laboror:
--Duties--
DB:
Fill and refill everything constantly -
have to try to explain and read everything to a cook who is 75 and is half senile -
tell people that we don't have mocha carmal coconut cruch fudge chocolate and other flavors dumb Sh!ts make up -
use a cash registor and say "your total is..." and "thank you" -
Having to bash the registor, curse it's soul, rate a 10 on the profanity scale to get it to work right without beeping at you for every button push -
Mini Golf:
BEST JOB EVER
--Duties--
Sit on @$$, listen to radio/watch dvd on portable player/anything that keeps sanity -
say "its 2 dollars per person" and take money -
not required to move or blink when business is slow -
Find lost kittens and get people to take it home

(happened twice, now falls under normal duty)
All I can drink free soda
Thats about it. I swear to god some days my life is like the guys in office space, except I bet he got paid a heck of alot more then I do!
EDIT: damn I have a long freakin post, haha sorry