Originally posted by Pale Horse:
Actually I Have To Blame The Soft-Ass Suspension. I Came Over A Rise On The Highway And Was Changing From The Left Lane To The Right And The Car Bottomed Out. The Best I Can Figure Is That It Hit So Hard That The Front Wheels Left The Ground On The Rebound And I Was Still Trying To Complete My Lane Change, When The Wheels Came Back Down, They Were Pointed T The Right And Hooked Me Into The Concrete Dividers...It Sucked Bad!!! Spun Three Times And Each Time Around The Wall Smacked The Front Of The Car.
Translation: "I waS drunK ofF mY as$."
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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