You could get a free one, anytime you like. Here is my step by step writeup below:
Just Take your Special Ford Key (any key will work though). Scrape very sparatically across you whole car.(Doors hood trunk everything) Then call you insurance company up and tell them that your car was vandalized, should fall under Comprehensive (Usually lower deductable). Complete paint job for $100 (or whatever your ded. is). You can even go so far as to key everyones car on your block, and call the cops and report it. Or you could call the insurance company before you do it, and get everything setup before hand.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FULL COVERAGE BEFORE YOU DO THIS!!!
Oh and before someone starts yelling at me, I'm only kidding!!!
I hope this made someone laugh, if not I'm a total nerd...
Later