Crap, scratch that idea.. Seemed good for about 2 days, but my guess is that the Back to Black was just covering up the mess.. As soon as the rain cleared, most of the wax buildup came back.. Not all, I still have some clean spots which puzzle me, but a big majority.

I also tried Kerosene today. Worked awesome for all of about 2 minutes. Then it dried up and went back to looking all crappy.

Might want to ask a professional detailer what they use. I'm just going to end up getting my car detailed anyway next month, so I might just let them deal with this mess.

Lemme know if you find something that does work. I still think Simple Green could work, it just takes an incredible amount of effort to get that junk off of there.