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Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
2. Where's Waldo?
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
4. Who killed Kennedy?
5. Do aliens really exist?
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
Because you are a wuss
2. Where's Waldo?
Waldo is actually Osma Bin Laden. So, ask the CIA
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
B!tchn Super Bike
4. Who killed Kennedy?
Oswald acted alone. I know this for a fact. Ask me next time I see you
5. Do aliens really exist?
I offer up ... Brown Bear. No one ever said aliens were smart.
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
Sure. Why not?
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh great one, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
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Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh great one, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
omgwtfbbq! she really is all-knowing. 
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Originally posted by All Knowin EvilMushu:
You had doubts?
heavens no!
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Oh gracious one who is wise in many ways, how do you tell a woman that she is....er....heavier than a laden African swallow? 
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Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh gracious one who is wise in many ways, how do you tell a woman that she is....er....heavier than a laden African swallow?
Sir, although I am no where near as blessed with the grand wisdom of the exaulted one..... I shall attempt to answer this question....
YOU DON'T TELL HER! Let her figure it out on her own if you still desire harmony. That is all I have to offer.
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I'm with Mr. White on that one.
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Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Evil Mushu:
Dior makes one called Dune. There is also a womans version if you have a lady or effeminate friend.
does SAV count?
~Andrew
Damn, that one actually brought me to my knees.
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