Originally posted by TexasRealtor:
Oh gracious one who is wise in many ways, how do you tell a woman that she is....er....heavier than a laden African swallow? 
Sir, although I am no where near as blessed with the grand wisdom of the exaulted one..... I shall attempt to answer this question....
YOU DON'T TELL HER! Let her figure it out on her own if you still desire harmony. That is all I have to offer.
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