Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
Because you are a wuss
2. Where's Waldo?
Waldo is actually Osma Bin Laden. So, ask the CIA
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
B!tchn Super Bike
4. Who killed Kennedy?
Oswald acted alone. I know this for a fact. Ask me next time I see you
5. Do aliens really exist?
I offer up ... Brown Bear. No one ever said aliens were smart.
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
Sure. Why not?
Suck it Trebek! And by Trebek I mean Seaegee!
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