Oh Mushu, Guru of all that is known whose wisdom goes beyond what is comprehensible, please provide me with the answers to the following questions:
1. Why is beer digusting?
2. Where's Waldo?
3. What motorcycle size should I buy? A 600cc, 750cc, or Liter bike?
4. Who killed Kennedy?
5. Do aliens really exist?
6. Will I ever own a Porche?
